it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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