shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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