Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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