16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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