Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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