I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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