That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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