Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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