Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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