i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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