The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
do herpes really smell.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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