Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We need to rekindle our bromance
He felt like a one man threesome
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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