dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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