I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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