And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
