I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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