GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
