Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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