I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
