No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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