Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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