Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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