then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
third nipple confirmed
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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