they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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