think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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