i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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