I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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