What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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