I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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