She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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