My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My life is pants optional.
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