hotel room ftw
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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