did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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