Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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