why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Come share oat with me in your robe
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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