maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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