Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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