Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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