His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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