what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
handjob tips. give me some.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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