I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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