is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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