it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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