This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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