Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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