living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Boobs are out for the taking
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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