she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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