we have officially lost it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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