your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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