he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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