Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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