I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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