it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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