: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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