Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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